Carl Pavano will likely be out six to eight weeks after rupturing his spleen shoveling snow.
Not to get too far upon my high horse, but Pavano made eight and a half million dollars last year and over 70 million in his career, per Baseball Reference. (He was still a free agent up until now for this year, however - think teams will be lining up to sign him now.) You think it's possible to hire somebody to shovel the driveway, or buy a snowblower?