Tuesday, April 29, 2014

What to Do When Your Fantasy Baseball Team Stinks to High Heaven


 
 
I’ve been in the same head-to-head fantasy baseball team every year since 2004 (and the same head-to-head fantasy football league each of those years, too).  Before that, I had a couple of fantasy football teams in 2001 and 2002, and I was in a Rotisserie baseball league from 1988 to 1998.  So I’ve been doing this for a while.  (Note I’m in one league, not many leagues.  I like being in the same league with the same people, and not having to remember who’s on what team.  I did multiple football leagues as a favor for a few years, and it was a pain owning a certain player in one league, while having him owned by your opponent that week in the other.  And I’d rather forget the year the live drafts for both leagues occurred simultaneously.)

For the first six years of both leagues, I was pretty much in the middle of the pack – nothing great, nothing horrendous.  I made the playoffs occasionally in both leagues, but no championships.  Starting in 2010, however, everything changed.  I hit upon a strategy in fantasy baseball (which I cannot reveal, of course), and my teams became powerhouses.  I twice had the best team in the league in the regular season (and we folded in the first round of the playoffs both times), once had the highest-scoring team in the league and missed the playoffs (finishing in last place in the division with a 13-11 record), and once went 12-2 in the first half of the season and 0-10 after the All-Star break, mostly due to an unprecedented barrage of injuries and close contests (two of the ten losses were wins up until the last pitch of the week’s final game).  Meanwhile, in football, I had no strategy, but won three championships in four years.

Which brings us to 2014.  And my fantasy baseball team this year – blows.  We’re 1-3, and we’ve scored fewer points than any team in the league.  I know why, too – I didn’t do as good a job of employing the strategy I’d used in years past, and I picked a lousy pitching staff.  (Two teams picked pitchers to start the live draft, I went with a hitter, and then in the next 18 picks – over 60 percent of which were autodrafts – nine starting pitchers were chosen, which means 11 starters overall had been picked by the time it got back to me.)

I really haven’t experienced this in a while, but I’m sure others have.  Here’s what I’m going to try to do the rest of the season, and what I recommend others in a similar predicament do.

1)      Don’t tank.  Not if you want to be invited back.  Years ago, we had a couple of teams that stopped adjusting their lineups sometime around July.  Not surprisingly, it was very annoying to teams still in the playoff race that their nearest competitor for the final spot was facing a team with five players in their starting lineup on the DL.  Those teams were not subsequently invited back.

2)      Don’t whine - or if you do, make sure everybody knows it’s tongue in cheek.  It’s nobody’s fault but your own if your team’s horrible.

3)      Do put the best team out that you can every week.  Keep shuffling around those guys, keep looking at who they’re playing, and who your two-start pitchers are.

4)      Don’t propose ridiculously one-sided trades in your favor.  No one will take you up on them.  And even if they do, the trades will be rejected by majority vote of the league.

5)      Don’t propose ridiculously one-sided trades in someone else’s favor.  For the same reasons.

6)      Do propose trades if you’ve got a surplus in any area.  For example, I have three guys on my team who have two things in common (Judd Gyorko, Dan Uggla, Martin Prado) – they all play second base, and they all stink right now.  However, they may not all stink the whole year.  If two of the three of them ever get their act together, it’s time to start dealing.

7)      Do scout the waiver wire.  Daily.  Maybe even three times a day.  Now, there’s a big difference between my baseball and football leagues here: 10-team Fantasy Baseball league with only one league’s worth of players (National League, in my case) is very different than a 12-team Fantasy Football league with all of the NFL players available.  In the latter, there are going to be a ton of guys available week to week, and in some positions (quarterback, tight end, kicker, perhaps even defense), you can play mix-and-match depending on the opponent.  No such luck in baseball – if all the teams have 12 position players and 9 pitchers on the roster, that means virtually all of the starting position players will likely be taken (12 players/team times 10 fantasy teams = 120, 8 positions times 15 NL teams = 120), along with roughly ninety percent of the starting pitchers and probably the best 20-25 relievers – and you don’t really want the rest.  That said, injuries occur, players get sent to AAA, and guys become available when they mosey over from the AL.  Now, it’s not likely you’ll latch onto three Yasiel Puigs in one week.  But it might not hurt to put a top prospect or two that seem ready to make the jump to the bigs on your team, and hope for the best.

8)      Wait until next season.  Cause my team’s gonna be awesome in 2015.